panzersteppenwolf1

1: Post these Rules
2: Tell 10 things about yourself
3: Tag 10 people from your friends list (or watchers)
4: Comment on each tagged person's page saying they've been tagged
5: No tag-backs

1. I am deeply horrified of centipedes.
2. I collect Osprey Military books.
3. I think hyenas are adorable.
4. Academically, I research the historical societal impact of nuclear strategy.
5. I can't stand wearing slippers.
6. I'm a giant fan of Slim Whitman.
8. I've never watched a single Harry Potter film, nor do I have any intention to.
9. I have an almost inhuman tolerance of onions.
10. I still play with Nerf guns.   




~Death2Moogles tagged me

So I tag, ~MissShanksALot, *darquenaut, ~ratgirl407, *PyroFox04, ~sergeant-tasker, ~MG0815, ~savage-lycan, ~samuraiblake, ~Galadrex, ~SaidinWhitewolf

I was asked to do a meme! I do the meme!

Rules:
1) Pick one of your FCs/OCs- The (for now) Camp McNamara Trio: Hal, Filo, and Vaal de Lynn.
2) Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your FC/OC
3) Tag 3 people at the end of the quiz

ORIGINAL CHARACTERS ONLY.

START
1.) What's your name?
Hal: Hal.
Filo: Filomena Pemsel
Vaal de Lynn Lieutenant First Class David Vaal de Lynn
H:... wait, Filomena? That's a girl's name, man
F: At least it's better than freakin' WILHELM.
H: Wilhelm's a MAN'S name you son of a-
VdL Guys....

2.) Do you know why you were named that?
H:...'cause that's what my Mom named me.
F: My mom wanted a girl and called me... it's what my mom called me, too.
H: I KNEW IT.
F:  I'll break your freakin'-
VdL David was my grandfather's name. My father named me after -his- father.

3.) Are you single or taken?
H: I really couldn't care, man. I'm... no. Just, no.
F: I've got a fiance, yes. When I get back I'm gonna marry- yeah, good times.
VdL I'm happily married.
F: Lieutenant's wife wears the pants.
H: Lieutenant's a man-whore.
F: Lieutenant drives a mini-van when he's at home.
VdL Oh for Christ's sake...

4.) Have any abilities or powers?
H: Does being able to cook a can of potted beef with a lighter count?
F: I can talk like a duck!
H: He can! He totally talk like a duck!
F: It's quite melodious!
VdL I can drink an entire handle of gin and not get sick.
H: Our commanding officer is an unholy monster.
F: He really is.

5.) Stop being a mary-sue >>
H:... 'kay.
F:Whatever man.
VdL Shut your head.

6.) Uh...if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
H: What the hell? What the hell sort of question is that?
F: This guy's gotta be crazy on acid man- he's like going on about super powers and wrestlers and-
VdLNow, now guys. This is all a matter of looking around the periphary of our normalcy to find out our core values and
H: BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH the guy asking the questions is an idjit.

7.) Riiiight... Have any family members?
H: Mom and a kid sister.
F: Mom Dad and a whole shit ton of siblings.
VdL Wife and two daughters.

8.) Oh? How about pets?
H: Nope. Pets cost money.
F: Nope. It's 'parently illegal to eat animals you own in the city.
H: Christ man! I've told you about that man, people think you're a satanist or something!
F: No they don't! Look! It's a very noble thing! You raise up your quarry and then you put it out of its misery with your own hands!
H: That makes you a psychopath!
F: No it doesn't!
H: Yes it totally does!
VdL Alright, alright, both of you shut the f* up. Filo stuffs raw squirrels in his mouth and Hal's a cheapskate. Next question.

9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like.
H: Anders.
F: Anders.
VdL Being away from my family for... oh who am I kidding. Anders.

10.) Something that you do like?
H: Potted beef and peppers.
F: uhm... a Lucius Frostfire Book and a cup of coffee's pretty good.
VdL Not listening to these two prattle on for an hour.
H: F* you too, SIR.

11.) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
H: Sleep.
F: I've been getting into charcoal sketches lately- that's pretty relaxing.
VdL I'm something of a writer myself.
H: "OH WOE IS ME THEY CHASED ME TO A BRIDGE AND THREW ROCKS AT ME!"
F: "OH PTOLEMAICALLY YOURS! OH DEAR DEAR DEAR!"

12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in anyway before?
H:...
F: *scratches head, looks away awkwardly*
VdL *coughs*

13.) Ever...killed anyone before?
H: ...er....
F: *shifts around uneasily*
VdL Oh what a lovely breeze today!

14.) What kind of animal are you?
H:...and we're back to the whack-ass nonsense.
F: No kidding. I'm a man you f*wit!
H: We are MEN! MANLY MEN!

15.) Name your worst habits.
H: Oh, hell man. I smoke like a freakin' chimney.
F: Can't think of any bad habits I have, really...
VdL I really gotta stop stealing pencils wherever I go.

16.) Do you look up to anyone at all?
H: My mom.
F: Lucius Frostfire.
VdL  One day I hope to be as good of a man as my grandfather.

17.) Gay, straight, or bi?
H: I LIKE GIRLS.
F: Love, no matter what, is good.
VdL  Straight.

18.) Do you go to school?
H: Oh hell no. Thirteen years of mandated public school and I'm done with that crap.
F: I'm currently enrolled in a correspondence course in literature.
VdL I have a bachelor's in sociology. I'm done.

19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
H: Ohhhh-hhh no no no no no.
F:  The thought has entered my mind once in a while... it could be an experience....
VdL I -am- married and I already -have- kids you f*wit.

20.) Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
H: Do we have what now?
F: Like... groupies? Like we're rock stars?
VdL No. None of us do. No.
F:  Could we have groupies?
VdL No, Filo.

21.) What are you most afraid of? I promise I won't laugh.
H:  Oh man I hate cemeteries.
F: Wasps.
VdL Thu...uhm
H: ...oh my GOD the LIEUTENANT'S AFRAID OF THUNDERSTORMS! *cackles*

22.) *snicker* Ok, ok. What color is your hair?
H: Brown
F: Blonde
VdL Dark brown

23.) Eyes?
H: They're like brown but-
F: Hal's got permanent 8-balls all the time man. It's freaky as f*.
H: Yeah... don't really like that all that much
F: Actually everyone here has brown eyes I think-except Hal the Vampire.
H: Laugh it up, ass clown!

24.) What do you usually wear? Nothing perverted.
H: Uniform and sneakers.
F: Uniform.
VdL Uniform- we're... all very fashion minded around here.

25.) Ok. What's your religion?
H: I ain't been in church for years.
F: I've converted to Lamnislalian.
VdL  Orthodox Ulence Parken.

28.) Anyways, where do you live?
H: Bartlesboro. Little apartment on the corner of 83rd and Chester.
F: On a farm outside of Gentleman's Dig.
VdL None of your business, pervert.

29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)
H: I don't know about the rest of these clowns, but I'm a high class lady.
F: Lady?
H: You got a problem with that?
F: Oh for f*'s sake you make fun of my name and then call yourself a lady!
H: You're being prejudiced! LOO-TEN-NANT Filo's being prejudicial!
VdL Filo, Hal can be a lovely lovely lady if he wants. Hal, grow a pair.

30.) How many friends do you have?.
H: A good handful.
F:  I try to make friends with everyone.
VdL My only real friend is my wife- everyone else are good acquaintances.
H: Filo talks to complete strangers on the bus.
F: I do!
H: Filo believes in the inherent good of all humanity.
F: I really do!
H: Cowboy butts drive Filo nuts.
F: Go to hell, Hal.

31.) Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
H:  These damn eyes.
F: My hair.
VdL My having to be with these two morons.

32.) If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? And I don't want no cheap answer, ya hear?
H: I'm gonna quit working, buy myself a house on San Olar, and do nothing but putter around all damn day.
F: I'd probably give it to charity, honestly.
VdL I'm gonna make it the biggest drop in the bucket of my kid's college tuition.

33.) What is your thoughts on pie?
H:  No complaints man. Unless it's that nasty ass peach crap.
F: Pie, no matter what, is good.
VdL I love it, especially if it's peach pie.

34.) Alright. What's your favorite food?
H: Potted beef and peppers. Duh.
F: A fillet of oceanic sunfish with a fruit salad.
VdL Puddin'.

35.) Favorite drink?
H:  Warm can of Geroush beer. You can really taste the formaldehyde!
F:  Water.
VdL  Gin. Duh.

36.) What is your favorite place?
H: Top of the truck, starin' at the sunset.
F: At home, on the back porch.
VdL In bed with the wife.

37.) Least favorite?
H: Sitting here answering these freakin' questions.
F:  In the truck while we're on an ops.
VdL There's this one truck stop back home that reminds me a lot of the floor of a taxi cab...

38.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
H:  It isn't a QUIZ you idjit it's a QUESTIONAIRE... GOD!
F: I'm actually going to side with Hal on this one.
VdL Yeah... despite Hal getting his high class panties in a bunch, I'd be most happy to get this done.

39.)Yeah. Well, it's over. D:
H: THANK GOD. *lights up* Worst day of my life...
F: I'm going back to bed.
VdL *goes back to filing nails.

40.) Now, tag 3 people!
*shrugs like brother* Death2moogles, Tasker, and... ohIdunno... savagelycan?